and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have feelings that need drinking.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
