I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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