Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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