She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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