CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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