big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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