Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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