That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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