whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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