big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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