I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
