He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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