Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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