i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Be still, my beating vagina.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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