very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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