so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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