Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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