I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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