At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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