pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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