Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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