Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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