it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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