Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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