i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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