sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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