We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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