So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.