I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just pee around me
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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