Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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