So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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