This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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