I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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