so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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