I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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