bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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