im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Where did you get a picture of my penis
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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