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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time

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(954): View more from Florida

his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.

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(207): View more from Maine

Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?

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(281): View more from Texas

No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower

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This could be the definition of living by yourself

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch

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(850): View more from Florida

I woke up under a house in Key West

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