Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
