her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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