she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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