Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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