it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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