No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I stole a fireplace last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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