Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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