jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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