I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He kissed a someone with a penis
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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