No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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