guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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