Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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