I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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