Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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