My liver just broke up with me...
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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