i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just puked most of my soul out..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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