I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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